Come on, you can admit it. The last time you were enjoying a romantic evening with your sweetie, complete with a long, relaxing massage, I bet you thought: “the only thing this evening needs is bacon.” And luckily for you, the mad scientists at J&D’s Foods had exactly the same idea.
For the ultimate bacon aficionado they have created…bacon-flavoured personal lubricant. This product brings a whole new meaning to the term “bacon lover.”
Writing for The Republic of Bacon means that we are constantly being astonished. Sometimes, we find ourselves settling into a bit of a routine, writing about food and trying delicious bacon dishes. Luckily for me, the world of bacon is an ever-changed, dynamic area of interest, and there are innumerable brilliant bacon innovators, Like J&D’s Foods, constantly surprising us and keeping us on our toes.
J&D Foods, the same crazy folks (that is a compliment in our bacon world) who launched bacon into space, are calling their creation J&D’s baconlube™. The personal lubricant both smells and tastes exactly like bacon. It is water-based, so both easy to clean and perfect for those with sensitive skin. Now, not only will the object of your affections look good enough to eat, but they’ll smell (and taste!) just as heavenly!
Quality Control Supreme
And how do we know that it really does taste like bacon? We happen to know that J&D’s Foods have a rigorous process of quality control. Every single test batch was tasted my their battery of bacon experts, until they were absolutely satisfied that the product held up to their high standards of bacon authenticity.
When asked about inspiration for the product, J&D’s replied: “According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Food, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again.”
They have also admitted that the product originally began as an April Fool’s joke – but that the flood of orders and overwhelming interest inspired them to make the baconlube dream a reality.
Only 3000 bottles of baconlube have been produced, and the product went on sale on Tuesday, November 14th. At only $11.99 we imagine this delightful little gift will wind up as a stocking stuffer for some very good (or naughty!) bacon lovers.
We’ll leave the rest of the “greased like a pig” jokes up to you.
For more information, check out the J&D’s baconlube™ website.